First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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