Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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