i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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