You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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