the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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