Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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