So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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