Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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