is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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