I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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