If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dicks are not precious.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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