If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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