is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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