are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i wish my penis had a tongue
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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