Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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