Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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