Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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