Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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