I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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