Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
