I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just had sex on a roof
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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