he puts the penis in happiness.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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