There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize