he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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