She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
