i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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