You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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