u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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