she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize