hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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