Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
