Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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