My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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