shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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