Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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