Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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