Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
