lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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