it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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