Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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