that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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