I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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