Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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