I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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