My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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