wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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