We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it's great music for shaving your balls
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My feet surprised me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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