i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Damn victory sex feels great
Your penis caused this!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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