I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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