I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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