u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Randomize
