im having a threesome with these popsicles
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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