Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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