Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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