I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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