Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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