I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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